📈 $STONKS
$NVDA$AMD$MU$TSLA$AAPL$MSFT$GOOGL$META$AMZN$RKLB$ASTS$SPY$QQQ$CRWD$PLTR$POET$NBIS$INTC $NVDA$AMD$MU$TSLA$AAPL$MSFT$GOOGL$META$AMZN$RKLB$ASTS$SPY$QQQ$CRWD$PLTR$POET$NBIS$INTC
⚠️ NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE — AI-powered meme experiment. Do not invest based on this. You will lose money.
stonks_analyzer.py
$ python3 stonks.py
Scraping 7 subreddits...
Found 498 tickers. Fetching data...
Sending to Deepseek AI...
→ $MU: Forward P/E 7. Oversold 9%.
→ Confidence: 6/10. Good luck.
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Reddit says BUY.
So should you? Probably not.

A for-fun experiment that scrapes Reddit, pulls live market data, and asks an AI to pick the best stock for the next 7 days.

This is not financial advice. This is a language model hallucinating about stocks.

Run the experiment →
7
subreddits
175
posts scanned
500+
tickers found
0
financial advice

$ how_it_works()

Four steps from Reddit shitposting to AI hallucination.

01 // SCRAPE
🔍

Pulls hot posts from r/wallstreetbets, r/stocks, r/investing, r/pennystocks, r/StockMarket, r/thetagang, r/dividends.

02 // EXTRACT
🏷️

Finds every $TICKER mention. Filters out 80+ false positives (DD, YOLO, ETF, CEO...).

03 // ENRICH
📊

Fetches price, P/E, beta, volume, short float, and analyst targets from Yahoo Finance.

04 // HALLUCINATE
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Deepseek AI acts as a quant analyst. It reads the data. It makes a pick. It might be wrong.

$ sources

r/wallstreetbets r/stocks r/investing r/pennystocks r/StockMarket r/thetagang r/dividends

Ready to see what the AI says?

Takes about 2 minutes. The AI will pick a stock. It will give you a confidence score. You should ignore it.

Launch Analyzer →

For entertainment only. Not financial advice. Past performance ≠ future results. You could lose everything.