NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE — AI-generated entertainment only. Hypothetical predictions from a language model.

$ ./stonks_analyzer

Scrapes 175 posts from 7 subreddits → pulls market data → asks AI

May take up to 2 minutes. Results are probably wrong.

init.sh

--euro

$ cat market_data.json

Ticker	Price	1Wk Chg	Mkt Cap	P/E	Beta	Mentions	Trend	Rec

$ grep -r ".DE\|.VI\|.SW" exchanges/

US	Euro	Exchange	Price	Cur